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Jokes Thread
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10-22-2008, 12:50 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-03-2009 11:39 PM by dg90001.)
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 Jokes Thread
A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month. A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise. The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog. After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog." put butter in between his thighs and he will slide right through the door 
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10-24-2008, 08:06 PM
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RE: Dirty Jokes Thread
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10-25-2008, 11:05 PM
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RE: Dirty Jokes Thread
Just Livin' For The Music |
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10-26-2008, 12:12 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-26-2008 12:16 AM by Witchepoo.)
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RE: Dirty Jokes Thread
![[Image: 5bv310.jpg]](http://i38.tinypic.com/5bv310.jpg)
"One Shoe Can Change Your Life..." Cinderella ![[Image: im5n2g.gif]](http://i34.tinypic.com/im5n2g.gif) ![[Image: 2quumuq.gif]](http://i34.tinypic.com/2quumuq.gif)
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10-26-2008, 08:08 AM
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RE: Dirty Jokes Thread
![[Image: 2gt6p9e.jpg]](http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k219/DG90001/Taylor%20Siggy/2gt6p9e.jpg)
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10-26-2008, 11:57 AM
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RE: Dirty Jokes Thread
there was 3 ducks the first duck walked into the bar, the bartender says hi whats your name? the duck says mike,the bartender says how was your day? the duck says good just in a out of puddles all day. the second duck walk in the bar,the bartender says hi whats your name? the duck says max,the bartender says how was your day? the duck says good just in a out of puddles all day. the third duck walks in, the bartender says hi whats your name,the duck says puddles. lol
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10-26-2008, 12:05 PM
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RE: Dirty Jokes Thread
Hahahahahahahahahaha! "in Puddles... hahahahahahah!
"One Shoe Can Change Your Life..." Cinderella
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10-26-2008, 03:22 PM
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RE: Dirty Jokes Thread
I've heard that one before.
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10-27-2008, 08:38 PM
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RE: Dirty Jokes Thread
Not sure if this will work here.... giving it a try!
Why women stay (or should stay) single: "One Shoe Can Change Your Life..." Cinderella
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10-27-2008, 09:06 PM
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RE: Dirty Jokes Thread
 OMG how funny!!!!! ~V "If you don't have it around the house, you go find it somewhere else." ~~ Taylor Hicks
People who have different opinions than you are not worse people than you. Be open. ~~ Unknown
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